![]() ![]() She said: if you’re not home in ten minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked for you to the dog. “My wife called me at the bar last night. “I went to the toy store and asked the manager where the Arnold Schwarzenegger dolls were. But I can’t get any of them to land correctly.”Ģ9. ”I’ve been trying to come up with good jokes about airplanes. “Last night at the airport there was a woman completely passed out at the baggage carousel. “You wanna know the difference between me and a calendar? A calendar has dates.”Ģ7. “Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at.”Ģ6. “What do you all a blind deer? No-eye-dear.”Ģ5. “Why couldn’t the computer take his hat off? Because his caps lock was on.”Ģ4. “What’s the best day to cook? Fry-day.”Ģ3. “Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.”Ģ1. “What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.”Ģ0. ![]() “What does an annoying pepper do? It gets ‘Jalapeno’ face!”ġ9. “What do you call a man that never toots in public? A private tooter!”ġ8. “Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.”ġ7. “What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park man!”ġ6. But do you know what you are while you’re in there? You’re a peein’.”ġ5. “You’re American when you go into the bathroom. “I’m not sure if my wife is satisfied with my body. “When my wife told me that I needed to stop impersonating flamingos, I had to put my foot down.”ġ3. “My wife wants me to blow air on here every time she overheats. “My wife got pissed at me because I accidentally overcooked the ribeye last night. When he did, I said: why are you ignoring me?”ġ0. “My son asked me what it was like to be married. “My dog accidentally ate a whole bag of Scrabble tiles. “I haven’t talked to my wife in seven years. “I accidentally took my cat’s meds last night. “What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.Ħ. “Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.”ĥ. “If 666 is all evil, then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.”Ĥ. “To the person who invented zero, thanks for nothing.”ģ. “How do you get Dick from Richard? You ask nicely.”Ģ. Here are 50 Best Dad Jokes with links to another 250+ Dad Jokes for your enjoyment! Dad Jokesġ. They typically involve wordplay or groan-inducing punchlines, making them endearingly corny. Dad jokes are a genre of humor characterized by their simple, often pun-based, and intentionally cheesy nature. ![]()
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